Stephen Keogh

Fun On The Phone

Every morning on the Mister Keogh Morning Show...

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Paws

Will Paws Animal Rescue take in a stray cow?... CLICK HERE

Parts for Delorean

Stephen is 'back from the future' as needs parts for his Delorean...CLICK HERE

Fields Jewellers

Stephen is looking for a 'field' for his cows... CLICK HERE

I'm Pregnant

Stephen Keogh is Kildare's first pregnant man...CLICK HERE

Extra Vision

Short sighted Stephen calls Xtravision - looking for Extra vision... CLICK HERE

Stuck in the Cinema (I Love You, Man)

Stephen gets himself locked into a cinema after falling asleep... CLICK HERE

Calling the DVD Store

Stephen is looking for a movie, but isn't allowed to say its name... CLICK HERE

Arm Stuck in the Toilet

It could only happen to Mister Keogh!... CLICK HERE

Driving Test

Stephen calls a lady about having to re-sit her driving test... CLICK HERE

Missing Bear

Calling the radio stations looking for Yogi... CLICK HERE

Easter Eggs

Stephen is looking for 'Hard Boiled' Easter Eggs... CLICK HERE

It's A Hard Egg

Stephen calls the record shop looking for a Bonnie Tyler song... CLICK HERE

Wife Having Affair

Stephen calls a guy (Brian O'Donovan) who he suspects is, having an affair with his wife... CLICK HERE

Lotto Job

Stephen is looking for a job with the National Lottery... CLICK HERE

Naked Cake

Stephen calls confectioner Pauline Culleton about making a ‘naked man’ cake for a stag party… CLICK HERE

Hearing Aid

Stephen has lost his hearing aid... CLICK HERE

Stuck in the Boot

Stephen calls the garages from the boot of his car..! CLICK HERE

Gone Potty

Mister Keogh has got a potty stuck on his head..! CLICK HERE

On-Hold Revenge

Don’t you just hate being put on-hold for ages and made listen to ridiculous music and those ‘thanks for holding’ announcements…

Well it’s time for Stephen to get revenge... CLICK HERE

Calling the Vet

Stephen has a cold, so he calls the vet - naturally! CLICK HERE

Stuck in the bath

Stephen gets his big toe stuck in a tap…CLICK HERE

Annette Curtain

Stephen calls a fabric shop, looking for a girl called Annette...CLICK HERE

Carwash

Stephen gets himself trapped inside a carwash...CLICK HERE

Railway Bar

Stephen calls the Railway Bar, looking for train timetable... CLICK HERE

More Automation

Once again Stephen is the KFM automated machine...CLICK HERE

ESB / TSB

Stephen is looking for a bank loan from the ESB... CLICK HERE

Jack Russell

Stephen calls the dog pound, looking for a friend called Jack…CLICK HERE

Stuck In The Lift

Stephen calls a hotel from inside the lift... CLICK HERE

Jack Frost

Jack Frost calls Ice Broadband from Birr... CLICK HERE

Do You Do Liver?

Stephen calls the takeaways to see if they 'do-liver'...CLICK HERE

Hand Stuck in Chimney!

Stephen gets his hand stuck in a chimney and calls for help...CLICK HERE

Litter Warden

Stephen calls a man about a litter fine... CLICK HERE

Calling the Take Away

Stephen calls the takeaways looking for some 'take-aways'... CLICK HERE

Looking for the Wife!

Stephen calls Caroline at the Silken Thomas... CLICK HERE

Shopping Trolley

Stephen gets his hand stuck in a shopping trolley... CLICK HERE

Calling the Dry Cleaners

Stephen has fallen into the river and need his clothes dried... CLICK HERE

Booking a Christmas Party for 1

Stephen calls a hotel about booking a party for himself... CLICK HERE

Automated Machine

Stephen answers the phone in an automated voice... CLICK HERE

Calling the Record Shops

Stephen is looking for a song called "Lets Pee In The Corner"... CLICK HERE

Calling the Bookies

Stephen calls the bookies looking for odds on the world ending...CLICK HERE

Fold-Up Bed

Stephen calls the shops from inside a fold-up bed... CLICK HERE

Keep Runnin' Stephen

Stephen calls the Sports Shop - From the treadmill... CLICK HERE

Calling The Bookshop (Miss Takes)

Stephen calls the bookshops looking for a book from Miss Takes and Miss Happs... CLICK HERE

Calling The Dentist

Stephen calls the dentist looking for some dentures... CLICK HERE

Calling The Record Shops

Stephen calls the record shops looking for songs... CLICK HERE

The Plumber

Stephen calls a woman about a plumbing job... CLICK HERE

Calling The Newspapers (Bear)

Stephen calls a newspapers with a bear sighting... CLICK HERE

Calling The Shops

Stephen calls the shops from the changing room, where he can’t get out of a pair of jeans… CLICK HERE

Calling The Newspapers (Obama)

Stephen calls the newspapers with a sighting of Barack Obama in Kilkenny...CLICK HERE

Calling The Radio Stations

Stephen call the radio stations looking for a request on the John Dunne Show Click Here

Calling The Newspapers (Cow)

Stephen calls the newspapers with a breaking story of a cow on the loose... Click Here

Calling the Bookshops

More made up book titles... Click here

Calling the Shopping Centres

Calling the Shopping Centres (from the loo), plus a call to KFM reception - Poor Dymphna..! CLICK HERE

Calling The Florist

In response to the following complaint, Stephen decides it’s time for an apology and say’s it with flowers…

'I have just listened open mouthed at the fun on the phone piece, I have never heard anything so brainless and childish, if that is your best attempt at humour you'd be better giving up! Truly pathetic, Mary. Bet you don’t read this out!'

Listen to the call... Click here

The Bookshop Calls

Looking for books with very strange titles... Click Here

10 Foot Trailer

VOTED No. 1 IN WIND UP POLL...

I call a guy who booked a 10 foot trailer on to a car ferry - His entire family were in on the joke...

Listen out for the reaction at the end, it's classic... Click Here

Holiday Booking

I phone a lady about a holiday booking... Her reaction is class!!! Click Here

Wedding Band

I called this poor guy on the eve of his wedding... Click Here

King Fireplaces

This is Declan King from Kings Fireplace, Athy. He's expecting a shipment of fierplaces from China... Click Here

I Need A Cleaner

I'm looking for a cleaner who can provide, how can I put it?................ Well lets just say, a little extra on the side... Click Here

Parking Fine

Elton Barry got a parking fine a couple of week ago. He was set up by his cousin Weston… Click Here

Shandy Come Home

Here's a guy who loves his dog, there's just no way he'll sell to me (a huge Lassie fan!) Click here

Nissan Skyline

Des loves his car!!! He's been set up by girlfriend Jackie. I let on I've seen an ad for the car in the Buy and Sell... Click Here

Car Ferry

Here's a guy who's been set up by his friend. They are due to travel by ferry to the UK, however there's a problem with the car... Click Here

Your Hub Cap Fell Off

I call a lady to say a hub cap came off her car and smashed through my shop window... Click Here

Leaving Work

Here's a guy who always leaves work bang on time... He's been set up by his wife...Click Here

Train Station

This is Adrienne, who parks her car at Newbridge Train Station every morning... She's been set up by her husband. Click Here

Carpet

I call a guy who's was given a carpet which was (according to me) originally mine, and not for him to lay in his house! Click Here

Australia

This guy was all set for a year in Australia, eh... that was before I called... Click Here

Click here for result of the Wind Up Poll

'The Mister Keogh Morning Show' 6-9am KFM